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 Glossary of Terms

Glossary of Terms Cue the Crickets
Definition: When someone says something they think is witty, but it bombs big time and nobody laughs, this is a way of signaling the entire crowd that it sucked.

The recepient can reply with, "I Got Nothing" to try to save face.

Example: "So, I told him denial was no river in Africa..." "Cue the Crickets"

Origin: My friends Mike and Jason, back in Austin, use this one as a standard way of letting people know that nobody is funnier than them. Mike does a killer cricket sound too!
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[ Random Picture of the Week ]
From the mouth of babes....  [ 3/4/2004 ]
I didn't take this photo, but I thought it was funny enough that it warranted a posting. I don't know the story, but I'm assuming it's a relatively young dad with a sense of humor and 2 little helpers to carry out his pratical jokes. :-) This is an archived picture. Apparently I'm a slacker and there is no new Picture of the Week.

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My Weblog
5/2/2006 11:56:59 PM
Weblog Entry Another way to Fuck with The Man!
I came came back to my car, after lunch, to find a parking ticket... Instead of getting pissed, I decided to GET EVEN! *Evil Disney Character Laugh*

The ticket’s $15. That parking ticket bitch was on top of her shit today. :-p They wanted $15 from me, they GOT $15 from me.



Instead of giving them 1 check for $15, I decided to give them 11 checks totally $15. I bundled them up, ...   (more...)

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  Serge: I see you look at this piece.

Axel Foley: Yeah, I was wondering how much something like this went for.

Serge: One hundred-thirty thousand dollar.

Axel Foley: Get the fuck outta here!

Serge: No, I can not. It's serious.

--Beverly Hills Cop
 

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What's your favorite Taco Bell food?
I find it funny that everyone I know has a specialized menu which they have refined over years of fine "Bell" dining. This refined menu starts with the "anchor" item, this is the most important piece of food and is used to anchor the ancillary food items. I've listed a handful of the popular items. With that being said, what is your favorite Taco Bell food?








  
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