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C.B.S.
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Cute But Smokes |
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"oh, check him/her out over there... It’s too bad I couldn’t date him/her... Cute But Smokes." |
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Well, everytime my friends and I went out, it seemed we said "Cute But Smokes" so much we had to shorten it. |
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C.C.D.
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Cunts Can’t Drive. |
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This doesn’t really need an example... I certainly don’t want to make a blanket statement (but I will)... There are a lot of woman who shouldn’t be allowed to drive. :) |
| Origin: |
My friend Matt came up with this one... it’s really just a catch-all for anything that is wrong with the world. |
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C.F.B.
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Cute From Behind |
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"I thought he/she was cute, until he/she turned around... he/she’s just CFB." |
| Origin: |
Original. My friends and I would always see someone and determine that they were just Cute From Behind... and eventually it got shortened. |
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Cue the Crickets
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When someone says something they think is witty, but it bombs big time and nobody laughs, this is a way of signaling the entire crowd that it sucked.
The recepient can reply with, "I Got Nothing" to try to save face. |
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"So, I told him denial was no river in Africa..."
"Cue the Crickets" |
| Origin: |
My friends Mike and Jason, back in Austin, use this one as a standard way of letting people know that nobody is funnier than them. Mike does a killer cricket sound too! |
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Fat Girl Friday
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When you decide to not go out, but to stay in, rent a movie, get a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, and just get cozy on the couch alone. It can be in times of depression or just the urge to be alone. It doesn’t have to happen on Friday. |
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"Yeah, I just didn’t feel like going out Saturday night... so I rented American Beauty again and had a Fat Girl Friday" |
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When I first moved to Chicago I didn’t have any friends and didn’t want to go out alone. It was friday night and I have a grocery store and a Block Buster in my building, so I went down, rented a movie, grabbed a pint of B&J and headed back up for some quality alone time. :-) |
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Go Ugly Early
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Leave it to a Frat boy to devise this plan. The idea is that when you go out at night, most guys are going for the pretty girls... but what if you strike out? Then you’re not taking anyone home. So with this plan, you find the ugly girl at the beginning of the night and charm her... so if all else fails.. you’re at least getting laid. |
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"Dude, you guys do what ya want... but I need to get laid tonight... I’m going ugly early..." |
| Origin: |
My friend Mike back in Austin, Texas... a typical frat boy. You have to admit... if you didn’t laugh, you’re prolly one of his ugly victims! :) |
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Hat Factor
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When you see a guy somewhere and he’s totally hot... and then you see him another time without the hat and he’s SO not hot. |
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"So remember Abercrombie guy from lastnight? Well I saw him again to today... total hat factor." |
| Origin: |
My friend Jason and I started this one when we started to realize that baseball caps are magical... they can totally transform the look of a guy and make him hotter than he is. It’s sort of like a 2-face from Seinfeld... :) |
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I don’t know... Internet?
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| Definition: |
A stock response when someone asks you a question that you don’t know the answer to. |
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They say: "Where are we going to eat tonight?"
You say: "I don’t know... Internet?" |
| Origin: |
Trip to Europe saying # 8.
While on our trip to Europe, Matt and I used this saying over and over. This was originally from the Simpsons. When Marge asked Homer who’s going to rescue the children, Homer responded, "I don’t know... Internet?" |
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I Got Nothing...
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| Definition: |
It’s a last-ditch effort to save face. After all other options are gone, it’s your last gleeming hope of gracefully escaping embarrasment. |
| Example: |
Somebody says "Hey, I thought you knew the owner and could get us into the club?"
Your response: "I Got Nothing..." |
| Origin: |
My friend Bryan, back in Austin. This is a staple of his daily life. :) |
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I love that story
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| Definition: |
A way of sarcastically dismissing someone after they tell you some inane fact or make a simple statement. |
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They say: "I actually like Diet Coke better than Diet Pepsi..."
You say: "I love that story..." |
| Origin: |
Trip to Europe saying # 14.
While on our trip to Europe, Matt and I used this saying over and over. Matt got the saying from his friend Sam or Chris. |
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